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How to stand around in the Dominican Republic in the mud and get bitten by mosquitos (that may or may not have been carrying malaria). Worst vacation ever.

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Love means forcing someone to watch all your favourite super girly movies and tv shows, crying into the phone until they pick you up at 4 am from a house party

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Surviving the Arctic for Idiots

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I’ve been to the Arctic. Now, you’re probably thinking, “Jessica, you are so incredibly tough to brave such a perilous wasteland of extreme temperatures!”

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Cruising New Orleans with a Mormon

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Norton was a nice guy; I just thought he was a little socially awkward.

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How to Party Hard Without Hating Life the Next Day

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Remember those days when you were young and invincible? You could go out all night, drink everything put in front of you and still show up for picture day ready to make your grandma proud?

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Most Annoying People I’ve Met While Travelling

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I usually like to make bold generalizing claims or dole out unusual travel advice for the benefit of you fine readers, but this post is special.

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You Don’t Know Shit

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One of the major reasons people travel (besides taking a week to get drunk and lie on the beach) is to experience other cultures and other communities

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All’s Fair in Love and Travel

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Clearly I should have seen that we couldn’t agree on anything and were destined for disaster, but I was young and in love!

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My Feelings Ruined my Trip to Japan

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So my first article was a massively narcissistic and aggrandizing ode to myself, but I don’t want to leave you with the impression that I’m shallow.

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Too Sexy To Travel: The New Face of The Traveller

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You better enjoy it ass bitches. Be nice to her… and by “be nice”… I mean “sexually harass”.

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Hogga’s Favorite Cities

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But in general I’m like Jesus with tits, so you should probably just do everything I tell you to.

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Canadian Nature Through Instagram

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Contrary to popular belief I do more than party. In fact, sometimes I go on sexy hikes. Not just any hikes… sexy ones. If you don’t believe me, just check out the pictures below.

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Hogga and the Tokyo Police

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Like I wasn’t nervous enough already, right? I travel halfway across the world to a place I was pretty sure didn’t really exist to meet up with someone who I HOPE will be there

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The Worst Excursions to Do While Drunk

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When you’re out on the open road inevitably you are going to run into this issue: you want to party and you want to do stuff.

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Sexy Toronto Summers

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Canada actually gets super sexy hot for the few summer months that mother nature provides us with.

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Scary Phnom Penh Stalker

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The knocking resumed (maybe they needed a break because of their sore hand from all that knocking).
The knocking continued for at least 10-15 minutes (fer serious friends, I am NOT over exaggerating).

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How Dan Watson Almost Died in Costa Rica

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Dan arrived in Liberia, Costa Rica to do some wicked traveling with me. We walked around town a bit that day and picked up beers to get our party on.

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Ometepe Island, Nicaragua

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Tweet By: Hogga

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How People Get to The Traveller From Google

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Out of boredom, I decided to see what people typed in Google to find their way to TheTraveller. Here’s the best of the outcome.

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Important Things Central America Taught Me

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Just because beer is so cheap, doesn’t mean you have to drink it every day. Or does it? (This lesson is a bit blurry).

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Colours of Granada, Nicaragua

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Tweet By: Hogga Photos Inspired by Karen Brown

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Are Guidebooks Killing Our Experiences?

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Lonely Planet guidebooks have saved my life on several occasions. Whether I’m lost and need one of the handy maps they provide or I can’t find a hostel online that isn’t booked up, those books are my savior.

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10 Travel Bloggers I’d Go Gay For

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Being a heterosexual male in a world full of female travel bloggers is no walk in the park. Everywhere I look it’s girls, girls, girls.

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Stereotyping Canadians vs. Americans

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It can be said that behind every falsehood rests a grain of truth but there is no truth in saying everyone of a nationality possess a fixed set of characteristics.

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Can You Have A Relationship And Be A Long Term Traveller?

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When I was a young teen, my vacay consisted of making new friends and falling in love with a boy. We held hands and kissed, but both parties were aware that at the end of the week, month or summer, the romance ends.

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Bat Monsters of Fort Fredrick, Grenada

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It was at the moment that a gigantic bat monster ghost whooshed past my ear and totally knocked me over with its powerful ghost wings!

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